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Tuesday 30 December 97
Dollhouse
A long, long time ago, when I was but a wee bairn, I had one special Christmas wish...I wanted a doll house. Oh! How wonderful it would be! The child who had no permanent house could revel instead in small abode that could be moved from apartment to apartment! How I yearned for it. My prayer was answered, not by Santa, but by my Aunt Jeanne. Possibly the World's Best Aunt, she bought a colonial doll house kit, painstakingly assembled it and built the furniture. There it sat, under the tree on Christmas morning, my all-time favorite Christmas present. How I loved that house! Over the course of time the homemade furniture was replaced by fancier, store-bought pieces. It became a ritual. When ever I'd come to visit Aunt Jeanne would take me to the doll house store in Brooklyn and we'd pick out a little porcelain kitty cat or a lamp or some miniature peas and carrots in a bowl. I didn't like the bendable plastic family that lived in the house, so I evicted them and set up house with a baby I named "Froggy" and a menagerie of dogs, cats, and other assorted house pets. We decided to keep the house at my aunt's, that way I had a really good toy to play with when I came to visit, which was often.
Time went by, and the doll house enchanted me less and less. I grew older and other things preoccupied my interest. The doll house languished in the attic, collecting dust. I finally relented and let my brother destroy it. It had been a while since he and my cousin set fire to Froggy and with out him, the house was never the same.
Recently, for reasons inexplicable to me, I decided to get a doll house and build it my self. I found a couple of online stores that sell them, but I still wanted to check out a real store first to save on shipping costs. So one weekend my aunt took me to a doll house store in Brooklyn. It wasn't the same one we used to frequent and the proprietor was really rude. We left empty handed. Christmas came and went. I don't really get presents from my family any more; it's easier for them to give me money, which is fine with me. Except when everyone else is opening their presents and I just have a stack of envelopes. There's something to be said about tearing open the wrapping paper of a mysterious present. What joy! I told my aunts and my grandmother that next year, I'm making a list. I want gifts. My mom didn't even give me any presents!
The Sunday after Christmas my aunt called.
"Will you hear the horn if I beep? I want to come over and drop some stuff off."
I was just there the other day. And she doesn't like to make extraneous trips.
"What do you have to drop off?"
"Well, you forgot to take those donuts I bought for you and your Grandmother made you some chicken soup. And I got you a present."
Oh!
I was so excited! What could she have gotten for me that couldn't wait until the next time I went there?
I heard the car horn and flew down the stairs. My aunt rolled down her window. I opened the back door and beheld a big, white plastic bag.
"That's cause you didn't get any presents."
It was a doll house kit. I guess this Christmas wasn't a bust after all.
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